[Finished the "contact," "about," and "links" pages, to flesh out buttons]

There is a guy in our department named "Richard."

Richard is basically my boss, though he's a "lead" not a manager. A "lead" is exactly what you would think: they do all the work and don't get paid as much as the manager. In the government, btw, "manager" is another word for "I'll be in a meeting." But that is another entry.

Anyway, Richard has been working for the IRS for EVER. I think he was born with a calculator in his hand.

Richard knowns everything, unlike the rest of us, who know nothing. We're all new (yet another entry).

When the phone rings in our department, we don't answer it, because none of us have a goddamn clue anyway, so there's no way we could actually help whoever it is. But occasionally, probably because it continues to ring and becomes annoying, one of us will pick it up.

One day, the phone rings. A dude picks it up, and it's a seriously pissed off chick. She's screaming at him about something, and he's saying "Maam, maam, no, maam.." trying to explain that he doesn't have a fucking clue.

Finally he yells at the phone: "MAAM, MAAM! YOU NEED DICK!"

And in the stunned silence on the other end, he then proceeds to hand the phone to Richard.